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Jane Austen Giveaway WUT

January 28th is a special day. It's a day that will eternally live in infamy (or something). It's the 200th anniversary of Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice! I will admit that it's not my favorite Austen for a number of reasons, the biggest one being that I have a cold, diamond-hard heart. Also, I think Mr. Darcy is a pain in the ass.


BUT! I know this book is near and dear to the heart of a lot of people, and its literary merits can't be denied, so! Celebratory giveaway, ahoy!


What's the Prize, Sucka?

Haha, j/k. You wish. (I also wish.)


Two winners will get a copy of Quirk Books' Jane Austen Handbook: Proper Life Skills From Regency England by Margaret Sullivan. This book was a mainstay on my staff-pick shelf when I was a bookseller, and is a perfect companion to your next reading of P&P. Publisher's synopsis:

"The Jane Austen Handbook offers step-by-step instructions for proper comportment in the early 19th century. Readers will discover:
• How to Indicate Interest in a Gentleman Without Seeming Forward
• How to Ensure a Good Yearly Income
• How to Ride Sidesaddle
• How to Behave at a Dinner Party
Full of practical directions for navigating the travails of Regency life, this charming illustrated book also serves as a companion for present-day readers, explaining the English class system, currency, dress, and the nuances of graceful living."
One additional winner will get a copy of the lovely White's Fine clothbound hardcover Edition of Pride and Prejudice. It's FAWNCY.

To Enter:
Per the usual, leave a comment below with your e-mail address to enter. You can also tweet about the giveaway and that will count as an entry- just be sure to tag me (@deadwhiteguys) so I can keep track of the Twitter entries. The giveaway will end on the anniversary, January 28th, and I'll announce the winners that day. Winners will be chosen at random using random.org. Winners one and two will win the Jane Austen Handbook, and winner three will win the P&P.

Godspeed, Austenites! Run like the wind!






Tournament of Books: Reviewlets and Updates


As you knoweth, I'm reading (most of) the field of the Morning News' Tournament of Books, which is like March Madness but with books and therefore superior to all other March Madnesses, basketball or otherwise. I've made a bit of progress and it is therefore time for an updiddle!

The Field of Finalists That I've Completed/Am Skipping
Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn- already read it
The Fault in Our Stars by John Green (have tried and hated this book twice, skipping it)
Arcadia by Lauren Groff- already read it, but there's a great discussion about its TOB chances over on Book Riot
Bring Up The Bodies by Hilary Mantel- reviewlet below
Dear Life by Alice Munro- review to come on Book Riot in a few days
Beautiful Ruins by Jess Walter- already read it, here's the Book Riot discussion
Building Stories by Chris Ware- (skipping this one, too- it's $50, and that's a no-go)
Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk by Ben Fountain- reviewlet below


Hokay so! Reviewlets! I'm pretty sure I stole this term from Raych.


Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk by Ben Fountain


Let me start by saying I am not into war novels because they make one FEEL ALL THE FEELINGS and I don't like feeling. Well. Anything. So I went into this book with trepidation in one hand and tissues in the other.

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You guys, this book is fan-fucking-tastic. It's about a 19 year old American soldier (Billy, natch) who is home from Iraq, where he fought heroically in a short battle with insurgents. The government has brought him home, along with his unit, to do a "victory tour" that includes being presented in the half-time show of the Dallas Cowboys Thanksgiving football game. We're with Billy as he deals with (or tries to deal with) the death of his comrades, the terror he has when he thinks about going back, and all the well-meaning but full-of-shit Americans who are always wanting to prattle on about thanking him for his service and about turning Iraq into a glass parking lot for liberty and for Jesus. They (and most of us, of course) have no idea what they're talking about- and yet here's Billy, risking his life for them. Why?

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The writing is amazing. It's beautiful and gut-wrenching. Fountain writes with this frightening clarity- you know exactly what Billy is going through, but you maybe don't want to because it makes you, and all of us in this country, vaguely guilty of something. The book is a mirror, showing Americans our tendency to treat our veterans like football stars, which allows us to put a distance between ourselves and the dirtiness of war. After all, it's all a show.

Five stars out of your mom. FIVE BIG, SOUL SUCKING STARS.


Bring Up The Bodies by Hilary Mantel


In this sequel to Wolf Hall, King Henry is losing interest in Anne Boleyn. The book starts at the moment Henry begins to fall for Jane Seymour and follows Thomas Cromwell's involvement in bringing Anne down (and by down I of course mean decapitated and buried which is NOT A SPOILER LEARN YOUR HISTORY, PEOPLE) to clear the way for the King to marry this new lady.
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I thought this was MUCH better than Wolf Hall- the weird POV issues that are so distracting in the first book are ironed out here, so the reading experience is smoother. And the bloat that Wolf Hall suffers from isn't an issue in Bring Up The Bodies- it's a good 200 pages shorter, and much tighter. In the first book, there's never really an explanation of Cromwell's motivations outside of Daddy issues, but they're fleshed out in the sequel in a satisfyingly complex way. He's aiding Henry for so many reasons- personal revenge, religious ones, ambition, political beliefs, etc. I'm so fascinated with the character that I might even skip the third book- I don't want to follow him onto the scaffold (again, history: Henry killed Cromwell a few years after Anne's death).

In sum: damn good. Well played, Mantel, well played. Five stars out of your mom.

Random Experiment (?) for 2013

You guyssss, 2013 is 1/24th over and I have done so little.

That's not true, I'm kicking 2013's ass. I own 2013! I making it my servant (originally typed "making it my bitch," then seriously spent five minutes debating the gender politics of it, erased it, then gave up on the joke. As you can tell.)


Moving on.

So anyway, I've turned my reading life into a kind of experiment/survey for retrospective viewing for 2013. I am going to read whatever I want, since I'm no longer a book seller and don't really have to read every new big thing in order to have an opinion on it. The survey part is that I'm going to take note of where I bought the book and/or why I'm reading it. Was it recommended by a friend, someone on Twitter, sent to me by a publisher, caught my eye via a review in the New York Times (yeah, right) shoved down my throat on any number of social media outlets until I finally caved, etc.


I got the idea from this Verso presentation on book-buying behavior (seriously, check it out if you're into powerpoints because it's interesting), but I feel like their data doesn't really apply to me. Their "avid" reader is someone who buys ten books a year. 

I buy ten books A TRIP. So. I need my own survey. I don't know that this information will be interesting to anyone, but I thought it would be nice to see where an ACTUAL avid reader gets recommendations. 

Carry on, internet.

Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel

As you all know, I'm attempting to read the field of the Tournament of Books (with the exception of the John Green because I've tried given up on that book twice, also with the exception of Building Stories because it's a million dollars). The tournament includes Hilary Mantel's Bring Up The Bodies, so I decided to read Wolf Hall in preparation.

Hoookay so Wolf Hall is about the life of Thomas Cromwell, courtier and advisor of Henry VIII- you know Henry VIII, yes? He of the many wives? Excellent. Moving on. Let me start by saying that I have a history degree and tend to get a bit STABBY when historical fiction is blatantly inaccurate, and this is not that. Mantel's research was obviously meticulous. Apparently she made files for each character that had their whereabouts on all the particular dates in her novel. Girlfriend was PREPARED. This is some IMPRESSIVE SCHOLARLY SHIZ. PHILLIPA GREGORY LICKS HER SHOES.


The prose is crazy-impressive but also challenging. The POV shifts and it isn't always immediately clear who is doing the thinking/talking (when in doubt: it's Cromwell), and it sometimes pokes its little prose-y turtle head over into stream-of-consciousness so you have to actually pause and go, wait. What does that have to do with anything? And then the brilliance of the thought comes to you and you cry a little. Or, you know, whatever.

So the book is accurate, and it's brilliantly written, and it successfully makes Thomas Cromwell sympathetic which is a feat in and of itself. But I do have a few qualms: it could've been about 50 pages shorter, and Henry himself is just sort of...there. Being a jackass. I want to KNOOWWWW what was in his mind- what does a man think when he abandons his wife of 20 years for her servant? What does a man think when he sends someone to be burned or drawn and quartered? How does a man destroy an entire church system (not that it was a good one, mind) so that he can have his way?


But the book isn't really about him, so. More relevant to the book- how does a person like Cromwell help him do all of that? The only answer I can think of and the only one Mantel really presents is ambition and daddy issues. Maybe it was that simple.

It's obviously thought provoking, and hard to think about through the film that covers my American, democratic mind.

This is also stream of thoughts I had while reading Wolf Hall: Thomas More was suuuccchh an icky guy, what with the burning of all the people and the torturing of all the other people (and sometimes the same people). Can't believe that guy wrote Utopia. Though, thinking back, I thought Utopia was silly and gross. And now I won't ever be able to respect Drew Barrymore in Ever After ever again because she likes that book so much. WAY TO RUIN A 90s MOVIE FOR ME, HILARY. WAY TO GO.


To summarize: Wolf Hall- hard but rewarding prose, fascinating portrayal of Thomas Cromwell and Thomas More, not-so-fascinating portrayal of King Henry, a bit too long, but worth it.

Four stars out of your mom.


2012: What Sucked And What Was Anti-Suck

I am late to the year-in-review party because I'm late to every party, stop pressuring me. Just kidding, pressure me, I like pressure. *nudge nudge*


What were we talking about?

So I read 81 books in 2012, NOT counting re-reads because the Goodreads count-y tool is a TOOL USING THE HOMONYM-ISH MEANING AS IN A JERK. So I'm not actually sure exactly how many books I read. The goal in 2013 is to read 100 books, which is always my goal but doesn't...ever...happen.

Best Book of 2012
I actually did a top 10 list in haiku format over at the Book Smugglers. To that list, I would add Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk (more on that to come later), Brain on Fire by Susannah Cahalan, and Pam Houston's Cowboys Are My Weakness.

Worst Book of 2012
Judging from the books I gave Very Few Or Only One Star in 2012, these are the worst books of last year for me: Gibran's The Prophet. Lisa See's Snow Flower and the Secret Fan, and Karen Russell's Swamplandia! (ugh, I get pissed just thinking about that book).

Book I Recommended Most (stole this question from Laura)
2012 was my year as a bookseller, so I did a good bit of recommending. I hand-sold Lydia Netzer's Shine Shine Shine more than any other book. After that, it would be Gone Girl.

Most Random Book:
I read Getting Things Done: The Art of Stress-Free Productivity at someone's recommendation, but I can't remember who. I might've been an aggregate recommendation of The Internet. I have a prejudicial hate towards self-improvement books, but this one was AWESOME-SAUCE. Perfect for list-makers/productivity and efficiency fetishists, and app nerds, of which I am all of those things.

Gender Breakdown:
Books by men: 44%
Books by women: 56%

Girls.

Genre Breakdown:
YA/Middle grade/kids: 10%
Classics: 21%
Literary fiction: 28%
Short stories: 6%
Sci-fi/Fantasy: 6%
Memoir: 8% (all by women)
Other non-fic (history/theology/science): 15%
Mystery: 6%

Bye-bye, 2012! Smell ya later.

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